La Vaginoplastia

 

RITA

Hello very nice to meet you. 

I’d like to know about sex change operations 

DOCTOR

I see, I see, I see

Man to woman or woman to man? 

RITA

Man to Woman 

DOCTOR

From penis to vagina. Is it for you? … 

 

RITA : 

For me? …. No thank you 

DOCTOR

What would you like to know about it, Madam? 

RITA

I wanna know it all: What is the protocol? The techniques and the risks? How many operations? How much time do you need? 

 

DOCTOR

Mammoplasty? 

 

RITA

Yes 

 

DOCTOR

Vaginoplasty? 

 

RITA

Yes 

 

DOCTOR

Rhinoplasty? 

 

RITA

Yes 

 

DOCTOR

Laryngoplasty? 

 

RITA

Yes 

 

DOCTOR

Mammoplasty? 

 

RITA

Yes 

 

DOCTOR

Vaginoplasty? 

 

RITA

Yes 

 

DOCTOR

Rhinoplasty? 

RITA

Yes 

DOCTOR

Laryngoplasty? 

RITA

Yes 

DOCTOR

Chondrolaryngoplasty? 

RITA

What is that?  

DOCTOR

Adam’s apple reduction. 

RITA

Yes, yes, yes, yes! 

 

RITA (speaking)

And for my butt, just my butt, about how much?

 

DOCTOR

Mammoplasty?

Vaginoplasty?

Rhinoplasty?

Laryngoplasty? 

Plasty!

RITA

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

 

CORO

Vaginoplasty

And penoplasty

Laryngoplasty

And Mammoplasty

 

CORO :

Vaginoplasty makes los machos happy

La penoplasty, a las chicas too

Vaginoplasty, makes las chicas crazy

La penoplasty, a los machos too

Vaginoplasty, a los machos too

 

La vaginoplasty

La penoplasty

La vaginoplasty

La penoplasty

 

CORO :

Man to woman, woman to man

Man to woman, woman to man

Man to woman, woman to man

Man to woman, woman to man

Man to woman, woman to man

 

Man to woman, woman to man

Man to woman, woman to man

Man to woman, woman to man

Man to woman

Man to woman

Man to woman

Man to woman

Man to woman

 

CORO :

Vagino, Vagino

Vagino, Vagino

Vagino, Vagino

Vagino

 

Sur “plan avion” :

RITA & CORO :

Man to woman

Man to woman

Man to woman

Man to woman

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Paroles : Camille Dalmais, Jacques Audiard & Clément Ducol
Musique : Clément Ducol
Interprétation : Zoe Saldana